Guy's Car Story with Unforgettable Ending Will Make You Say "Goddamn It"

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Eric Lund
Jun 10, 2019 3:00 PM EDT

This story about an incompetent driving grandma is a real wild ride with maybe the dumbest ending we've ever seen. You just have to read the thing for full effect. If you want some more somewhat light funny stories, then here are some greentext stories to make you feel better about yourself.

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    Text - Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)10:45:48 No.13060246 ITT: Stupid relatives and their stupid cars doing stupid things. Grandma is looking for a 578 KB JPG car >my grandfather has spoiled her sideways for years, always buying a bigger, softer car with each trade in when he died, she was on a Buick Lacrosse >he also kept up with all the dealership visits, oil changes, and oh by the way he was the one who actually BOUGHT the car grandma moves in with relatives who don't have room for another car (1 hi
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    Text - this, power that, moon roof, super dooper radio set) for 7k, two years ago >"barters" down to 5k >grandma what the fuck >then spends the money at the casino in a weekend >a few months later, highschool kid goes off to uni >Grandma sees this as an opportunity to get her car back >She goes on and on about how she misses her Buick that she sold a few months ago >she's genuinely surprised that she can't find a Lacrosse that isn't completely fucked for anywhere near her selling price >gives up
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    Text - >dealer has a traded in 2010 jetta wagon, says he'll work something out (with a cosignor) for 11.5k >grandma asks my dad to cosign, dad asks me (the "car expert") to weigh in on this, so 68 KB JPG I come along >right off the bat, I can tell this thing is the most basic vehicle that ever sailed to America >keep in mind, the Buick had DVD, navigation, power and heated seats, a moonroof, the works >this thing has exactly nothing >oh by the way did I mention it was a TDI? >grandma has no idea
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    Text - dad tries to steer her towards an older but really nice looking Cooper (with all the extra shit she's used to) >nope.jpg >ends with her driving this Diesel jetta off while dad is the one making the payments >for a few weeks, things are quiet >I put a post-it note on the dashboard explaining to never put anything but diesel into the car Hang on, one more.
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    Text - Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)10:50:20 No.13060274 >last week get the call I've been fearing >"anon, grandma thinks she broke the car, can you come look?" >roll up, car looks find from the outside >grandma explains that she was trying to get something sticky off the car, and that she couldn't get it with the gas station squeegee >and she remembered how grand pa would sometimes clean things (as in, car/motorcycle parts) in the backyard with gasoline >so she took the pump out of the tank, and
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    Text - literally poured diesel on the hood of her car >she thinks some of it leaked under the hood, because now the drivers side headlight is out >try to explain that maybe it just went out on its own >"anon I'm telling you it has to be that diesel you keep making me put in, it's melting the plastic!" >she's in near hysterics over how this diesel is horrible and she just wants to put normal gas in the car, that'll make it work right? >fuck, I just need to salvage this somehow >walk over to grand
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